Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Pamela Crowley:Nothin's personal with her



In this day and age it's hard being a single mother, an out of the closet Lesbian, and the owner of a small business all at once, but so far Pamela Crowley's managed to pull through extremely well, and is generally regarded as one of the best residents in her suburban community. What they don't know is that the nice lady who owns "The Blue Cat Artisan breads" also happens to ebery now and then get a call from friends, head into Seattle, and then shoot somebody dead.
Crowley's a hit woman, and a damn good one who for over 13 years has been known to deliever some of the most perfect hits on anybody from visiting mob bosses, to cheating husbands. She gets in, gets out, and makes no fuss whatsoever, and nobody can ever(Nor have they ever suspected her) place her at the scene of the crime.

Problem is life has gotten complicated for Crowley now. Her daughter's attending highschool(with all the worries that brings) her business is doing a little sluggish, and her new girlfriend just happens to be a rival killer for the Los Angeles Korean mob.

But that's okay Crowley will get through it all right, sort everything out, make sure everything's running smoothly...and hopefully won't wind up in the trunk of anybody's car anytime soon.

Trunks are always annoying to be in.

2 comments:

  1. "Life has gotten complicated" - Life has gotten dangerous. Anyone who picks a rival killer as a girlfriend is obviously past it as an intelligent assassin. Trunk of a car - more like face down on rumpled, sweat soaked sheets with a bullet in the back of the head.

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  2. Eh she's been through worse(trust me) and at first there's no reason at all to suspect her new girlfriend Seung of anything wrong..at least yet.

    And besides, it's not like Crowley hasn't "seperated" from other lovers in the past, usually out of even smaller problems..so ya never know.

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