Monday, January 18, 2010

Donate to Haiti

The situation in Haiti is horrible, more than horrible really. The country's already been hit hard by all kinds of shite in it's history and the quake is just the latest in a long line of woes. Now I'm not going to hit anybody with a guilt trip, and lord knows money is tight, but if you've got a little extra, and it's not going to hurt you if it goes away? A donation might be good.

I don't know if it will help in the long run, or if the situation is even more severe than we can imagine....but a little bit can always help, and lord knows these people need it.

http://american.redcross.org/site/PageServer?pagename=ntld_main&JServSessionIdr004=rkheqwwce3.app194a

Edge-Town: Dani Fitzpatrick


Past-Life: Dani's life in television was about as dull and route as one can imagine. As the resident forensic lab-rat on the popular ABC series Forensics Tactical Squad: FTS(famous for starring washed-up Jeff Fahey, before he was replaced by Billy Baldwin) Dani was known for only three things:
1. Exposition while wearing short skirts, with frequent geek references so that the writers could prove their hipness(I.E. "Wow this reminds of The Thing directed by John Carpenter)
2. Her skills with the martial arts, which seems to be a skill all asian girls have, even when they've been raised by a middle-class Irish American couple.
3. Being both gay and into bondage, both of which are treated as kinda sweeps-week exploitation and not much more.
Of course none of these things made enough of an impression to keep her on the show, so at the end of season four not only did her girlfriend die(natch) at the hands of a diobolical serial killer(The baker, who's victims suffered cooking related traps) but she died as well when during her quest for revenge she met a booby-trapped shotgun.
TV guide said her death "shocked them" which says a lot about TV guide.
Now-Life: Of course Dani didn't figure that your life isn't over when you die on television, but rather just getting started for real. Namely she's now alive, free, and completely on her own in the teeming megapolis that is Edge-Town, and she rather likes it. Sure there's a few hundred more problems that she has to deal with(like paying rent for the first time! Or learning how to catch a bus without arriving at the farrrrrr side of town) but to her credit she's taking it all in stride, and actually seems to enjoy the crazy, hectic, and mega-urban enviroment of the place.
Hell she's even got a new girlfriend(Gabriella Vargas) who's all kinds of fun, and has a pretty swanky job at one of the hippest bars in the city(6th Heaven on Dog Street) and lots of new friends.
Of course said bar is also the target of extortion by the biggest gangboss in the city(Ehura Mazda the Assyrian war goddess) and as a result is about to learn that the way the fine staff, and regulars at the bar deal with gangsters is with bullets, fists, knives, and anything else they can get their hands on.
But hey! That's just life in the big city.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Awkward situation~The Girl from UNITY

"I hate you." Bodana snarled at me as she flexed in the ropes, arched her back, and writhed. "And I love you more and more everyday." I replied as I wiggled in the ropes as well and giggled.

6 hours, we've been sitting in a chair..well I've been sitting in the chair, Bodana's been straddling my lap. Ropes have been tied around our torsos pinning me tightly against the back of the chair, and pinning Bodana to me, more bind our wrists behind our backs, and my feet have been tied to the front chair legs, and her feet tied to the back. "I mean only thing I'd do is turn up the heat." I say grinding my hips against hers. We're not wearing much, me in a red satin bra and panties, her in a yellow bra and something that well..doesn't really cover her bottom half that well.

"You know when those two Serbian extremists are going to come back here and torture us to death soon enough..right? It's going to be horrible, it's going to be painful, you'll probably cry." Bodana intones and I just nod my head, clearly she doesn't understand that with a Russian accent? Everything you do sounds kinda hot. "Don't worry lass, I'll get us out soon enough." I say with a wry smile. "And did you also know that wiggling around makes me concentrate more?"

Bodana sighs at this, and I always love that, but then again I figure that if I've gotta follow orders from her constantly the least she can do is deal with me. "You know Lauren, I don't have to put up with this. I can get another partner, I can pick somebody more agreeable, and I can have you thrown back in that prison with the "dyke bulls"" She says to my snickering. "Bull dykes, and I don't think it's gonna happen." I say with a slight purr. "One, because you know I'm the best agent there is, and two because you like me."

Bodana almost squeels at this. "I hate you, I loathe you, I'm going to kil..gmgmgmgmgmghmH!" That cut off is from me kissing her right on her ruby red lips and holding on for dear life. Her eyes are wide, her body is ridgid. And that second? Four UNITY agents come busting into the room guns drawn, and welllll....looking at an all too interesting sight.

I part from the kiss and smile, Bodana looks both dazed and furious.

"I hate you."

I doubt that.