Gabrielle Song runs a website design company, donates a good deal of her income to charity, and on weekends tutors children of her fellow Korean immigrants on English. Somedays though she heads down to LA, or to San Francisco, or sometimes as far as Salt Lake City and murders somebody for another group of Koreans who ain't exactly people persons. She's been doing this for years and now middle-aged karma has still not caught up with her...until now of course.
Now all at once her buddies in Seattle are going silent around her, a woman she thought was dead 5 years ago might be alive and pissed, some annoying reporter keeps following her, and Gabrielle's loving girlfriend happens to be a hitwoman herself.
And to make matters worse? She's kinda turned on by the last part.
I'm with Miss Song on this one. Take the pistol, shotgun and rifle out in the woods with plenty of ammo and spend the day getting your shooting skills at highest levels. Then go eliminate your problems one by one and make sure they're dead this time.
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