Meet Mallory Kindcaid(singer of the hot top 40 track 'I'm Hot for Moi") a woman who's career is on the up-and-up, and who's destined to be the biggest pop star on the planet..that is until one mistake. Sure the overly peppy goth chick who "soooo wanted her autograph" was kind of annoying, and yes the girl was making her late asking for this request. But honestly telling the girl "Get away from me you dumb slut!" and then having your security push the poor girl down in the mud really was a bit much.
Needless to say when karma rears it's ugly head(aka getting kidnapped after the concert via clever ruse) Mallory might want to think about how much words can hurt. After all here she is chained, ballgagged, dressed in her stage uniform, and at the mercy of a scorned goth chick who only wanted her autograph.
And really one important rule about the universe is never piss goth chicks off. They read lots of old horror books..and get plenty of ideas about what to do with you as a result.
Why settle for an autograph when you can have your own private concert.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't iprove upon the first comment. I wonder if her screams will be in key.
ReplyDeleteAs we used to say in my old neighborhood, ... payback is a pissed off goth girl (or something like that).
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